FRENZ 4 EVER

Shayari, FREE cards, Masti Unlimited, Fun, Jokes, Sms & Much More...

Frenz 4 Ever - Masti Unlimited

Hi Guest, Welcome to Frenz 4 Ever

Birthday Wishes : Many Many Happy Return Of The Day : ~ Harini, Mim2007, Mishra808, Simply_deepali.
Thought of The Day: "Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you."

**Jokes......**

Share
avatar
Daisy
Grafik Moderator
Grafik Moderator

Member is :
Online
Offline


Female

Virgo Cat

Posts : 3566
I Live

Job/hobbies : Like music
KARMA : 167
Reward : 744

Mood : springy

**Jokes......**

Post by Daisy on Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:58 pm

GIRL:I LOVE U.
BOY:Me Too.

GIRL:Kitna Karte Ho.

BOY:Jitna Tum Mujhe Karti Ho.

[b]GIRL: STUPID,Main Sochti Thi Ki Tum
Sachha Pyar Karte Ho

*******************************

JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
. .


. .


. .

"VICKS" Kyunki VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.


***********************************

Banta Baught A New Mobile.

Banta :Oyee yeh SENT MESSAGE Kya Hota Hai

Santa:Jis MESSAGE Main khushboo Ho Use SENT MESSAGE Kehte Hai.


_________________________
avatar
Daisy
Grafik Moderator
Grafik Moderator

Member is :
Online
Offline


Female

Virgo Cat

Posts : 3566
I Live

Job/hobbies : Like music
KARMA : 167
Reward : 744

Mood : springy

Re: **Jokes......**

Post by Daisy on Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:41 pm

Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

Student: The brain is a wonder full thing

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!

Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home

Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!


TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

TEACHER : What shape is the world in?
Pupil : Rotten !

TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

TEACHER :What's you name ?
Class : Ravi

TEACHER : You should say "Sir"
Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi !


_________________________
avatar
Daisy
Grafik Moderator
Grafik Moderator

Member is :
Online
Offline


Female

Virgo Cat

Posts : 3566
I Live

Job/hobbies : Like music
KARMA : 167
Reward : 744

Mood : springy

Re: **Jokes......**

Post by Daisy on Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:41 pm

TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil : Life imprisonment !

TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family
Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !

TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Pupil :There it is

TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ?
Pupil : I did !

Pupil : I wished we lived in the olden days
TEACHER : Why is that ?

TEACHER :What kind of birds do you find in captivity?
Pupil : Jailbirds !

TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil :Mice

TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil : Twins !

TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

TEACHER :: I despair, Ravi, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day ?
Pupil : Because I always get here early sir !

TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil ?
Pupil : Teach it some manners !


_________________________
avatar
Daisy
Grafik Moderator
Grafik Moderator

Member is :
Online
Offline


Female

Virgo Cat

Posts : 3566
I Live

Job/hobbies : Like music
KARMA : 167
Reward : 744

Mood : springy

Re: **Jokes......**

Post by Daisy on Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:42 pm


Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple
fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isnt that wonderful?

Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldnt have discovered anything.


_________________________
avatar
Admin
Administrator
Administrator

Member is :
Online
Offline


Male

Virgo Monkey

Posts : 1633
Humor : Naughty

KARMA : 51
Reward : 152

Re: **Jokes......**

Post by Admin on Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:19 am

very phunny


_________________________
avatar
SourabhBasak
Administrator
Administrator

Member is :
Online
Offline


Male

Capricorn Pig

Posts : 5393
I LiveHyderabad

Job/hobbies : Storage Administrator
KARMA : 197
Reward : 613

Mood : crafty

F4e Status : Gham-e-Hayat ki tashreeh aur kya hogi,
Diya jalakar tarasta hu Roshni ke liye..

Re: **Jokes......**

Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:22 pm

clap 2 clap 2 lol 2 lol 2 lol 2 lol 2


_________________________
avatar
Daisy
Grafik Moderator
Grafik Moderator

Member is :
Online
Offline


Female

Virgo Cat

Posts : 3566
I Live

Job/hobbies : Like music
KARMA : 167
Reward : 744

Mood : springy

Re: **Jokes......**

Post by Daisy on Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:07 pm

:thanx: :thanx: :thanx: Thank you Nil and Sourabh...


_________________________

Sponsored content

Re: **Jokes......**

Post by Sponsored content


    Current date/time is Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:03 am