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Nilu Ka Confusion !!!! Read on.....

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:34 am

Judge (Baba) to Nilu : "Nilu, app ke jurm ki saza ye hai, k aap ke kaan kaat diye jayenge"... :>:):

Nilu : Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aisa zlum na karo mujhpe jdge sahab.... :[-o<: me to bilukl andha ho jaunga....nail bitting

Judge ( BAba) : Aree janab, kaan katne se nahi dikhne ka kya sambandh ??????

Nilu : Oyeeeee... Kaan ni honge to chasme ki dandi kya tumhare sasur ke kaano pe lagaunga me ????? Eekzz

lol3 lol3 lol3
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Re: Nilu Ka Confusion !!!! Read on.....

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:37 pm

Once Sonu(saurabh) was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a

kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him

behind a tree,

and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sonu then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag

and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side

of the city playground".

Signed: "Saurabh.basak".

Sonu then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and

sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sonu checked, and sure

enough a paper bag was

kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next

to the bag.

Sonu opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash

with a note saying:

"How can a Frenzy do this to a fellow Frenzy?

Take the money, and Please leave my son."

Signed:Nilu.



Toungy Toungy lol3 lol3 lol3 Toungy Toungy
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Post by kool~nomi on Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:24 am

lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 lolzzz lolzzz lolzzz lolzzz


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Post by Admin on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:00 am

@Baba wrote:
Judge (Baba) to Nilu : "Nilu, app ke jurm ki saza ye hai, k aap ke kaan kaat diye jayenge"... :>:):

Nilu : Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aisa zlum na karo mujhpe jdge sahab.... :[-o<: me to bilukl andha ho jaunga....nail bitting

Judge ( BAba) : Aree janab, kaan katne se nahi dikhne ka kya sambandh ??????

Nilu : Oyeeeee... Kaan ni honge to chasme ki dandi kya tumhare sasur ke kaano pe lagaunga me ????? Eekzz

lol3 lol3 lol3


Bhai now it's proven dat i really got brain.... lol3 Par aapko akal aane mein na jaane aur kinni sadiyaa beet jaayegi... ohh noo Bhai apne saure se kab milwa rahe h waise.. yes


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Re: Nilu Ka Confusion !!!! Read on.....

Post by Guest on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:18 am

Naazu called in very upset because she caught her little neighbor eating ants.
The doc quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful
and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
that she gave her some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. lol3 lol3 lol3
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Post by Admin on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:22 am

@Baba wrote:
Once Sonu(saurabh) was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a

kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him

behind a tree,

and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sonu then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag

and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side

of the city playground".

Signed: "Saurabh.basak".

Sonu then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and

sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sonu checked, and sure

enough a paper bag was

kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next

to the bag.

Sonu opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash

with a note saying:

"How can a Frenzy do this to a fellow Frenzy?

Take the money, and Please leave my son."

Signed:Nilu.




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Re: Nilu Ka Confusion !!!! Read on.....

Post by Guest on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:22 am

@Admin wrote:

Bhai now it's proven dat i really got brain.... lol3 Par aapko akal aane mein na jaane aur kinni sadiyaa beet jaayegi... ohh noo Bhai apne saure se kab milwa rahe h waise.. yes

yeah sure nilu ap k dimag ki numaish to ho hi gayi hai.... wink aisa dimag or 2-4 jan ko mil jaye to iss sansar se akal naam ki chiz humesha k liye gayab ho jayegi agree mere sasur se pehele meko to mil lene do lol3 fir ap ko b milwa lunga santa
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Re: Nilu Ka Confusion !!!! Read on.....

Post by Guest on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:24 am

@Admin wrote:Isse Dariyadilli kehte bhai...shikho iss dayawaan se kuch bhai guns

nilu aisi dariya dili yaha b barsao yaar.... lol3 lol3
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Post by Guest on Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:29 am

Naazu goes to a petrol pump sees a board,

"Don't use Mobile here",

she picks her Mobile phone,

calls everyone from her phone

& says DON'T CALL ME NOW.... lol3
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Post by Admin on Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:32 am

@Baba wrote:Naazu called in very upset because she caught her little neighbor eating ants.
The doc quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful
and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
that she gave her some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. lol3 lol3 lol3

Yeh to ants ki baat thi agar galtise naazu kissiko kaatle to kya hoga..... Eekzz lol3


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Post by Admin on Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:33 am

@Baba wrote:Naazu goes to a petrol pump sees a board,

"Don't use Mobile here",

she picks her Mobile phone,

calls everyone from her phone

& says DON'T CALL ME NOW.... lol3

Meko bhi call kiya tha Naazu ne.... lol3 Ab pata chala matter.... lol 2


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Post by roshini on Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:45 am

Toungy lol3 lol3 Toungy


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