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    Post by Daisy Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:58 pm

    GIRL:I LOVE U.
    BOY:Me Too.

    GIRL:Kitna Karte Ho.

    BOY:Jitna Tum Mujhe Karti Ho.

    [b]GIRL: STUPID,Main Sochti Thi Ki Tum
    Sachha Pyar Karte Ho
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    Banta :Oyee yeh SENT MESSAGE Kya Hota Hai

    Santa:Jis MESSAGE Main khushboo Ho Use SENT MESSAGE Kehte Hai.
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    Post by Daisy Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:41 pm

    Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
    Class: Hooray

    Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

    Student: The brain is a wonder full thing

    Teacher: Why do you say that?

    Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!

    Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home

    Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!


    TEACHER : What is an island ?
    Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

    TEACHER :On one side ?
    Pupil : Yes, on top !

    TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
    Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

    TEACHER : What shape is the world in?
    Pupil : Rotten !

    TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.
    Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

    TEACHER :What's you name ?
    Class : Ravi

    TEACHER : You should say "Sir"
    Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi !
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    Post by Daisy Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:41 pm

    TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
    Pupil : Life imprisonment !

    TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family
    Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

    TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ?
    Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night !

    TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me Australia on the map please ?
    Pupil :There it is

    TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ?
    Pupil : I did !

    Pupil : I wished we lived in the olden days
    TEACHER : Why is that ?

    TEACHER :What kind of birds do you find in captivity?
    Pupil : Jailbirds !

    TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
    Pupil :Mice

    TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
    Pupil : Twins !

    TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ?
    Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

    TEACHER :: I despair, Ravi, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day ?
    Pupil : Because I always get here early sir !

    TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil ?
    Pupil : Teach it some manners !
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    Post by Daisy Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:42 pm


    Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple
    fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?

    Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.
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    Post by Daisy Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:07 pm

    :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: Thank you Nil and Sourabh...
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