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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:43 am

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de...

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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:45 am

A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, Im here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay


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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:06 pm

1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!

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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:07 pm


Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay...

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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:09 pm

A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale ...

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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:12 pm

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana...

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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:15 pm

Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,
Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm...

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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:17 pm

Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha...

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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:21 pm


EIK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON...

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Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:27 pm

Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda...

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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:28 pm

gud post gud post gud post gud post lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3


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Post by roshini on Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:48 am

:thanx: :thanx: :thanx:

lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3


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Re: ..."Kanjoos Makkhi Choos "...

Post by Guest on Mon May 25, 2009 5:17 pm

@roshini wrote:

EIK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON...

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maths padha padha k pagala gaya hoga bechara... lol3 ap kya suppose karke khati ho huh
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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:28 am

Lolzzzzzzzzz aaj hum suppose karenge ki humne nashta kar liya.......... lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3


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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:42 pm

n me suppose karing k ap ne khaya n mera pet bhar gaya... lol3 meri mehenat bachegi... wink
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Post by SourabhBasak on Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:59 am

Hmmmmmmmm aalsi woh mein woh aapko suppose karne keh raha tha...... agree agree
@Baba wrote:n me suppose karing k ap ne khaya n mera pet bhar gaya... lol3 meri mehenat bachegi... wink


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Post by roshini on Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:39 pm

hahaha...

main ye suppose karke khati hu ki aaj baba sehgal mile to unka mind khaying... lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 Toungy Toungy Toungy Toungy Toungy lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3
@Baba wrote:
@roshini wrote:
EIK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON...

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maths padha padha k pagala gaya hoga bechara... lol3 ap kya suppose karke khati ho huh


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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:45 am

Lolzz baba sehgal ka mind khane ke liye unke pass mind hona bhi to chahiyey na................ lol 2 lol 2 lol 2


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