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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:43 am

    Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
    Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
    Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
    S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
    Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de...

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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:45 am

    A Kanjoos on his death time.
    My wife, where r u ?
    Wife:Yes, I’m here
    My sons & daughters ru all here?
    Yes, Papa
    Kanjoos:To phir brabar wale kamre
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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:06 pm

    1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neche gira
    Girte waqt usne
    apni ghar ki khirki me
    apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
    to chilla k bola
    MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!

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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:07 pm


    Kanjoos ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
    Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
    Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
    Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
    Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
    Kanjoos:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
    Arbi:Munna…!!
    Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon dor raha hay...

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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:09 pm

    A Kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
    NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
    Kanjoos: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Sohan Bhai Died".
    Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
    Kanjoos: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
    Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale ...

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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:12 pm

    Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
    Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
    Kanjoos ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
    Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana...

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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:15 pm

    Shadi me 1 Kanjoos bahut der tk khata raha,
    Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
    Kanjoos: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7 to 10pm...

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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:17 pm

    Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
    Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
    Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha...

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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:21 pm


    EIK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
    ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
    WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
    AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
    KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
    MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
    SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON...

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    Post by roshini Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:27 pm

    Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
    Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
    Dost:
    Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
    Kanjoos:
    Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda...

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    Post by SourabhBasak Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:28 pm

    gud post gud post gud post gud post lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3
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    Post by roshini Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:48 am

    :thanx: :thanx: :thanx:

    lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3
    sourabhbasak wrote:gud post gud post gud post gud post lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3
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    Post by Guest Mon May 25, 2009 5:17 pm

    roshini wrote:

    EIK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
    ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
    WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
    AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
    KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
    MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL
    SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON...

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    maths padha padha k pagala gaya hoga bechara... lol3 ap kya suppose karke khati ho huh
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:28 am

    Lolzzzzzzzzz aaj hum suppose karenge ki humne nashta kar liya.......... lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3
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    Post by Guest Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:42 pm

    n me suppose karing k ap ne khaya n mera pet bhar gaya... lol3 meri mehenat bachegi... wink
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    Post by SourabhBasak Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:59 am

    Hmmmmmmmm aalsi woh mein woh aapko suppose karne keh raha tha...... agree agree
    Baba wrote:n me suppose karing k ap ne khaya n mera pet bhar gaya... lol3 meri mehenat bachegi... wink
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    Post by roshini Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:39 pm

    hahaha...

    main ye suppose karke khati hu ki aaj baba sehgal mile to unka mind khaying... lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 Toungy Toungy Toungy Toungy Toungy lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3
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    EIK KANJOOS KHALI KATOREY MAIN
    ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA
    WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA
    AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN
    KANJOOS NE JAWAB DIYA
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    maths padha padha k pagala gaya hoga bechara... lol3 ap kya suppose karke khati ho huh
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    Post by SourabhBasak Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:45 am

    Lolzz baba sehgal ka mind khane ke liye unke pass mind hona bhi to chahiyey na................ lol 2 lol 2 lol 2
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