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..."EMIRATES ID"...

Post by roshini on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:54 pm

EMIRATES ID


Operator: 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut May I have your...'


Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'


Operator: 'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'


Customer: 'It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'


Operator:
'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from Naser Square, Deira,
Dubai. Your home number is 04-2254821, your office 04-3480536 and your
mobile is 050-9923487. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'


Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?


Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'


Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'


Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'


Customer: 'How come?'


Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'


Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'


Operator: 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'


Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'


Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'


Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'


Operator: 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is AED 67.00'


Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'


Operator:
'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the
limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's
not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'


Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'


Operator: 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'


Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'


Operator: 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...'


Customer: 'What!'


Operator: 'According to the details in system, you own a Scooter...registration number 1123...'


Customer: '?'


Operator: 'Is there anything else Sir?'


Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'


Operator: 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... '


Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^


Operator:
'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were
convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'


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