Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,
wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher:Mohan,Assam is special for what product?
Mohan:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where doyou get tea powder?
Mohan:From our neighbour's house!!!
Mohan:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where doyou get tea powder?
Mohan:From our neighbour's house!!!
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teacher: Convert this to future tense... "I killed a person"
Student: You will be jailed
Student: You will be jailed
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Teacher:A is equal to B and B equal to C therefore A is equal to C
Mandar,tell me one example like this.
Mandar :I love you,you love your daughter therefore I love your Daughter.
Mandar,tell me one example like this.
Mandar :I love you,you love your daughter therefore I love your Daughter.
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sourabhbasak wrote:Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home
Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
Straight jaunga to padosan k ghar me gus jaunga
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sourabhbasak wrote:Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
sorry sonu but i m not gonna to disclose my address..
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sourabhbasak wrote:Teacher:A is equal to B and B equal to C therefore A is equal to C
Mandar,tell me one example like this.
Mandar :I love you,you love your daughter therefore I love your Daughter.
U C datz Y i luv maths...
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Tussi apna address kis liye bata rahe ho????????/ 
Baba wrote:sourabhbasak wrote:Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
sorry sonu but i m not gonna to disclose my address..
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sourabhbasak wrote:Tussi apna address kis liye bata rahe ho????????/
tussi hi to puchin na k "Oh, GOd r U still der ????
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Hmmmmmmmm to mein GOD ko pooch raha tha aapko nahiiiiiiiii 
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