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Post by Admin on Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:16 pm

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support
Guy,
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS
5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman


DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: i thought you loved me. html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should
then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0
or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will
download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support


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Re: Installing Husband 1.0 ....lolzzzzz...

Post by SourabhBasak on Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:43 am

hmmmmmmmm nilu so have u decided to convert yourself from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ????????/ lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3


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Post by Guest on Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:12 am

sonu ree... gar nilu ka upgrade hoga to uski biwi khud ko shif+del kar degi lol3 lol3 nilu cracked version hai yaar wink tease samjha karo Toungy
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Re: Installing Husband 1.0 ....lolzzzzz...

Post by Admin on Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:59 pm

@sourabhbasak wrote:hmmmmmmmm nilu so have u decided to convert yourself from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ????????/ lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3



Thanxx buddy but my current version iz very compatible & the best i dun wanna crash my system lol 2


aap k system me bacha hi kya hai crash hone k liye IMAO buddy dekhna kahin update hote hote foprmat na ho jao... tease


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Post by Admin on Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:37 pm

@Baba wrote:sonu ree... gar nilu ka upgrade hoga to uski biwi khud ko shif+del kar degi lol3 lol3 nilu cracked version hai yaar wink tease samjha karo Toungy


Accha sacch mein shift+del possible hai kya?? bro r u sure abt dat den M thinking of gifing up a try


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Post by Guest on Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:42 pm

yeah sure nilu plz khud ko shift + del kardo prayer iss sansaar ka udhhar ho jayega guns
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Post by Admin on Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:18 am

Try kar ke dekh liya but kuch nahi hua hard luck bro kuch aur dhundho ab .... popcorn


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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:22 am

Nilu uninstall version 0.0.0.0 banana padega ab agree
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Post by Admin on Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:27 am

Popat pehle kuch install to hone do...... tease


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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:33 am

nilu ap jaise virus me kuch nai install ho sakta agree
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Post by Admin on Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:49 am

To fir uninstaller kis khusi main bana rahe the popat..... lol3


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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:55 am

precuation is better dan cure bacha... wink
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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:56 am

Mein nilu virus ko antivirus se clean kar dunga......... lol3 lol3 lol3


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Re: Installing Husband 1.0 ....lolzzzzz...

Post by Admin on Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:58 pm

This virus cannot be quarainted buddy... wistel


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Re: Installing Husband 1.0 ....lolzzzzz...

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:39 pm

sonu take no chances, sidha format mardo Toungy
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Post by SourabhBasak on Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:18 am

Yeahhhhhhhh woh bhi low level formatting.............. Big grin Big grin


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Re: Installing Husband 1.0 ....lolzzzzz...

Post by Guest on Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:18 am

U got it sonu agree on 2nd thought iss "virus" ko kisi dushman ki life me chor denge wink usski to waat lag jayegi... lol3

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