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..."LESSONS FROM MY MOTHER - OLD BUT CLASSIC ONE"...

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..."LESSONS FROM MY MOTHER - OLD BUT CLASSIC ONE"...

Post by roshini on Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:53 pm

LESSONS FROM MY MOTHER - OLD BUT CLASSIC ONE

..."I Owe My Mother"...

1. *My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE *.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. *My mother taught me RELIGION*.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. *My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL*.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!"

4. *My mother taught me LOGIC*.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. *My mother taught me MORE LOGIC* .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. *My mother taught me FORESIGHT*.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. *My mother taught me IRONY *.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. *My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS *.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. *My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM*.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. *My mother taught me about STAMINA* .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. *My mother taught me about WEATHER*.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. *My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY*.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. *My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE*.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. *My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION *.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. *My mother taught me about ENVY*.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do."

16. *My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION*.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. *My mother taught me about RECEIVING *.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. *My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE *.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that
way."

19. *My mother taught me ESP*.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. *My mother taught me HUMOUR.*
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. *My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT *.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. *My mother taught me GENETICS*.
"You're just like your father."

23. *My mother taught me about my ROOTS *.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. *M y mother taught me WISDOM*.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:
25. *My mother taught me about JUSTICE *.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.


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Re: ..."LESSONS FROM MY MOTHER - OLD BUT CLASSIC ONE"...

Post by Guest on Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:46 pm

lol3 lol3 My mamma taught me d same lolzzz
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Re: ..."LESSONS FROM MY MOTHER - OLD BUT CLASSIC ONE"...

Post by Daisy on Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:34 am

+K... gud post gud post gud post


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Re: ..."LESSONS FROM MY MOTHER - OLD BUT CLASSIC ONE"...

Post by Admin on Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:51 pm

Rozu did u remember anything out of dis Toungy lol3 tease


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:16 am

+k from my side..... flowers


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Post by roshini on Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:05 pm

:thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx:
Baba wrote: lol3 lol3 My mamma taught me d same lolzzz


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Post by roshini on Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:06 pm

:thanx: :thanx: :thanx:
Daisy wrote:+K... gud post gud post gud post


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