Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence. 
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. :>:):
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots. :<:-P:
Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
Most people don’t act stupid - it’s the real thing.
Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
Never eat yellow snow.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never try to teach a buffalo to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the buffalo.
No good deed goes unpunished.
No life is totally wasted, one can always be a bad example.
No one dies a virgin, life screws them all.
No-one suspects the butterfly!
Not all men are fools… Some are bachelors.
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. :>:):
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots. :<:-P:
Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
Most people don’t act stupid - it’s the real thing.
Mother told me to be good, but she’s been wrong before.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
Never eat yellow snow.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never try to teach a buffalo to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the buffalo.
No good deed goes unpunished.
No life is totally wasted, one can always be a bad example.
No one dies a virgin, life screws them all.
No-one suspects the butterfly!
Not all men are fools… Some are bachelors.
Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
