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    Post by roshini Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:53 pm

    LESSONS FROM MY MOTHER - OLD BUT CLASSIC ONE

    ..."I Owe My Mother"...

    1. *My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE *.
    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
    cleaning."

    2. *My mother taught me RELIGION*.
    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    3. *My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL*.
    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
    week!"

    4. *My mother taught me LOGIC*.
    " Because I said so, that's why."

    5. *My mother taught me MORE LOGIC* .
    "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
    store with me."

    6. *My mother taught me FORESIGHT*.
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    7. *My mother taught me IRONY *.
    "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

    8. *My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS *.
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

    9. *My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM*.
    "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

    10. *My mother taught me about STAMINA* .
    "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

    11. *My mother taught me about WEATHER*.
    "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

    12. *My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY*.
    "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

    13. *My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE*.
    "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

    14. *My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION *.
    "Stop acting like your father!"

    15. *My mother taught me about ENVY*.
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have
    wonderful parents like you do."

    16. *My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION*.
    "Just wait until we get home."

    17. *My mother taught me about RECEIVING *.
    "You are going to get it when you get home!"

    18. *My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE *.
    "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that
    way."

    19. *My mother taught me ESP*.
    "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

    20. *My mother taught me HUMOUR.*
    "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

    21. *My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT *.
    "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

    22. *My mother taught me GENETICS*.
    "You're just like your father."

    23. *My mother taught me about my ROOTS *.
    "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

    24. *M y mother taught me WISDOM*.
    "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

    And my favorite:
    25. *My mother taught me about JUSTICE *.
    "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.
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    Post by Guest Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:46 pm

    lol3 lol3 My mamma taught me d same lolzzz
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    Post by Daisy Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:34 am

    +K... gud post gud post gud post
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    Post by Admin Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:51 pm

    Rozu did u remember anything out of dis Toungy lol3 tease
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    Post by SourabhBasak Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:16 am

    +k from my side..... flowers
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    Post by roshini Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:05 pm

    :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx: :thanx:
    Baba wrote: lol3 lol3 My mamma taught me d same lolzzz
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    Post by roshini Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:06 pm

    :thanx: :thanx: :thanx:
    Daisy wrote:+K... gud post gud post gud post

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