A tour bus driver is
driving a bus load of seniors
down a highway
When he is
tapped on his shoulder by a little
old lady, She
offers him a handful of peanuts
which he gratefully
accepts and eats.
15 minutes
later she
taps him on his shoulder and gives him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats
this about five more times.
When she is about
to hand him another batch, he
asks the little
old lady,
Why
don t you eat the peanuts yourself?
We
can't chew them because
we have no teeth ,
she replied.
The puzzled driver
asks,
Why do you buy them then?
The old lady
replied,
Oh,We just love the
chocolate around them.
driving a bus load of seniors
down a highway
When he is
tapped on his shoulder by a little
old lady, She
offers him a handful of peanuts
which he gratefully
accepts and eats.
15 minutes
later she
taps him on his shoulder and gives him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats
this about five more times.
When she is about
to hand him another batch, he
asks the little
old lady,
Why
don t you eat the peanuts yourself?
We
can't chew them because
we have no teeth ,
she replied.
The puzzled driver
asks,
Why do you buy them then?
The old lady
replied,
Oh,We just love the
chocolate around them.
