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Wrong number !!!

Post by Guest on Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:26 pm

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,




'Hello?'









'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause,


Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'




'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
Right now.'




Brief Pause.





Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'


'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'




A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.




'I did it, Daddy.'






'And what happened, honey?'






'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.







Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'








'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'








'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.






He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.


He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'





*Long Pause*






*Longer Pause*






*Even Longer Pause*

Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ...........* *


Is this 486-5731?'*





No, I think you have the wrong number...... ..* Eekzz
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Re: Wrong number !!!

Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:52 am

Lolzzzzzzzzzz :lol!:


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Re: Wrong number !!!

Post by Deewana_89 on Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:44 pm

hahahaha bhai aapke wrong number ne aapas me un dono ko hi lada diya .... Big grin
bechare lad rahe hain abhi tak .... jab maine fone kiya to fone gali bakne laga ....
kehne laga yaar hadd hoti hai har cheez ki ..... :lol!:
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Re: Wrong number !!!

Post by Guest on Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:16 pm

@Deewana_89 wrote:hahahaha bhai aapke wrong number ne aapas me un dono ko hi lada diya .... Big grin
bechare lad rahe hain abhi tak .... jab maine fone kiya to fone gali bakne laga ....
kehne laga yaar hadd hoti hai har cheez ki ..... :lol!:


ji mujhe b aaya tha fon n puch mera naam kya hai...mene kaha me DEEWANA hu.... lolzzz
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Re: Wrong number !!!

Post by SourabhBasak on Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:28 am

Lolzzzzzzzzzz tab to pitai bhi ho gayi hogi aapki........ :lol!:
@Baba wrote:
@Deewana_89 wrote:hahahaha bhai aapke wrong number ne aapas me un dono ko hi lada diya .... Big grin
bechare lad rahe hain abhi tak .... jab maine fone kiya to fone gali bakne laga ....
kehne laga yaar hadd hoti hai har cheez ki ..... :lol!:


ji mujhe b aaya tha fon n puch mera naam kya hai...mene kaha me DEEWANA hu.... lolzzz


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Re: Wrong number !!!

Post by Guest on Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:28 pm

@sourabhbasak wrote:Lolzzzzzzzzzz tab to pitai bhi ho gayi hogi aapki........ :lol!:
@Baba wrote:
@Deewana_89 wrote:hahahaha bhai aapke wrong number ne aapas me un dono ko hi lada diya .... Big grin
bechare lad rahe hain abhi tak .... jab maine fone kiya to fone gali bakne laga ....
kehne laga yaar hadd hoti hai har cheez ki ..... :lol!:


ji mujhe b aaya tha fon n puch mera naam kya hai...mene kaha me DEEWANA hu.... lolzzz

nai nai mene address b dewwana ka hi de diya tha... angel

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