A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly,
her husband burst
into the kitchen.
He shouted, "Careful, Careful!
Put some more butter in!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. Too
many!
Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter.
They're going to
stick! Careful. I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking. Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your
mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget.
Use the salt.
THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him in amazement, "What is wrong
with you? I know how
to fry a couple of eggs."
The husband calmly
replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm
driving."
matlab aap apni wife se saath aisa karenge?
vo b vadde pyar se