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Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:21 pm

Baba Bhai thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary.

He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his Wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."

His Wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when Baba Bhai came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, where'd you get them?"


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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:23 pm



At night someone knocks on the door. Baba Bhai's Wife wakes up and asks:

"Baba, is that you?"

Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.

"baba, don't make me nervous, is that you?"

Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the door to find her drunken husband, Baba, standing there.

"You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren't you answering???"

"I was nodding you!!!"


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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by Guest on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:26 pm

lol3 lol3 lol3 sagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tussi ni sudharogeeeeeeee knuppel sab k samne meri pol kholte ho gustakh chele is dat so hahahahahahahaha.... ap to jante hi ho k meri yadast k charche kinni durrrrrrrrrrr tak the.... ab kya kare iss kambkhat yadast ka yaarr ohh noo
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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:29 pm



Baba Bhai had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck driver motioned for Baba to pull over.

When Baba did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to baba, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to baba's car and cut up his leather seats.
When he turned around, baba had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at baba, he has a smile on his face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now Baba's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of petrol, pours it on her car and sets it on fired.
He turns around and Baba is laughing so hard he is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked Baba.
BABA replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!!"


nice guruji.............. he he he
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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:32 pm



Saurabh Bhai saw an exhausted Baba running up to him.
"What happened to you Baba?"
"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."
"Oh really, what happened?"
"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!"
"So, how`d you get away?"
"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
Saurabh Bhai Said :"That"s scary. If it`d been me, I would probably have shit all over the place.




"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on ?"



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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by Guest on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:33 pm

lol3 lol3 sagar reeeeeeeeeeee ap ko sab kisse bai tak yaad hai lolzzz waise me issliye haas raha tha k vo gaddi meri nai ap ki thi.... tease to koi kuch kare humko ka disco
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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by Guest on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:35 pm

@sagar......dard ka wrote:

Saurabh Bhai saw an exhausted Baba running up to him.
"What happened to you Baba?"
"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."
"Oh really, what happened?"
"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!"
"So, how`d you get away?"
"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
Saurabh Bhai Said :"That"s scary. If it`d been me, I would probably have shit all over the place.





Big grin see i hav gud presences of mind... dance
"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on ?"



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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:37 pm

@Baba wrote: lol3 lol3 lol3 sagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr tussi ni sudharogeeeeeeee knuppel sab k samne meri pol kholte ho gustakh chele is dat so hahahahahahahaha.... ap to jante hi ho k meri yadast k charche kinni durrrrrrrrrrr tak the.... ab kya kare iss kambkhat yadast ka yaarr ohh noo

kya karein Guru........... aadat pad gayi hai na sudharne ki........... aur waise bhi aapki yaadasht ke charche door door tak hain to maine socha ki thodi aur door tak faila dein aapki yaadasht ke charche?
Maine Kuchh galat to nahi kiya na GURU......??????
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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:41 pm



Baba is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his coffee.
Saurabh walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Baba what the problem is.

"Well," said Baba, "I ran afoul of one of those questions my wife asks. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."
"What kind of question?" asked Saurabh.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly." "That's easy," said Saurabh.
"You just say 'Of course I will!"

"Yeah," said Baba, "that's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO.'"



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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:46 pm




A rich businessman was telling our bachelor Baba about the plans for his unmarried daughters, "I have put aside Rs.2,00,000 for Savita who is 22, Rs.4,00,000 dowry for Vinita whos 27 and Rs.8,00,000 for Namita who is 36."

Baba after thinking for few seconds said "Sir, do you have any daughter who is 50?"





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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:51 pm




Baba went to Saurabh's house and said, "Oye Saurabh, lets go to London"
Saurabh replied "Yes Baba, par mainu English nahin aandi" (I can t speak English)
Baba assures Saurabh that his English skills are better than average, and that he d take care of him in London. Baba and Saurabh reach London, and pretty soon are sauntering down the middle of a fairly busy road!
A Gori Mem(blonde) pulls up behind them in her Austin Princess and starts of in English ...... Oh Man! ,,, You are jay-walking BLAH BLAH don t you have any regard For the traffic rules in this country ... etc.. etc..
Baba turns around, looks at the Gori Mem, and Starts rattling off the following at a fairly brisk Pace.
"To the Principal, Government High secondary school, Village Noorpur, Post Office Noorpur, Tehsil Jalandhar, District Jalandhar, Punjab, India. Sir ... I am having severe stomach aches since yesterday, and my Phamily doctor has recomended bed rest! .... Please grant me two days sick leave. Yours Obediently .... Baba."
The Gori is quite baffled at the sudden outburst from Baba, and quitely gets into her car and leaves.
Saurabh is amazed. He runs up to Baba and says "Oye Baba, tu taan phate chak dite"! Us gori de takkar di angrazi bol ke" ....tussi jawaab nahi



Baba Shrugs off Saurabh and says: "oye yeh taa kuch bhi nahin, je jaada tain tain kardi na .... mainu Thirsty Crow te Greedy Daag Dono aande se dono suna dene se"




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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by sagar......dard ka on Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:54 pm



Baba and Saurabh are visting London for the first time. They see a sign reading, "Suits Pound 15, Shirts Pound 2, Trousers Pound 3."
"Wow," says Saurabh. "we should snap up some of these bargains and sell them at a profit when we get home."
Baba agrees and they go into the shop.
"Twenty suits, 50 shirts and 30 pairs of trousers, please," says Baba to the assitant (NILU) behind the counter.
"You`re not from around here, are you?" said NILU.
"No," answered Saurabh. "How did you know?"
NILU replies, "This is a dry cleaners SHOP."




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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by Guest on Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:09 am

Ha ha ha, sagar tumne to sabki pol khol di
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Re: Baba Bhai Ki Yaddasht......

Post by Guest on Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:39 am

ye sagaar ka bacha pitega mere haatho se knuppel sab k samne meri pol khoing tusiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii devil

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