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Post by Daisy on Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:27 pm

Man: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.

Man: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka

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Man to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,

Man : - Isme aur colour dikhao.

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"


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Post by Daisy on Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:28 pm

After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour

hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!


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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first...


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Post by Guest on Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:38 pm

@Daisy wrote:Man: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.

Man: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka

*****************************************************

Man to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.

Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,

Man : - Isme aur colour dikhao.

************************************************************

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

daiz aap b apne pati se issi tarah pyar jatati ho ???????? lol3 roz kinna pyar barsati ho apne pati pe aap waise... lolzzz
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Post by Guest on Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:42 pm

@Daisy wrote:After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,
I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour

hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!


********************************************

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first...

aap ka hubby b apna vo 1 hr khushi ka yaad kar ke khush hota hoga.... lol3 lol3 Q k baad me to kabi usse aisa mauka nai mila hoga na tease
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Post by roypriti on Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:33 pm

lol very funy babe

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