Man: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.
Man: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka
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Man to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Man : - Isme aur colour dikhao.
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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 to know ur Current Bill Status.
Man: Arey STUPID! Current ka nahi, Mobile ka
*****************************************************
Man to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Man : - Isme aur colour dikhao.
************************************************************
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"