by Guest Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:04 amSonu ( apna saurabh re yaaro ) and his wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when his wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
SONU: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
SONU: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
SONU: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
SONU: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
SONU: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
SONU: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
SONU: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
SONU: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE E: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
SONU: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
SONU: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
when his wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
SONU: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
SONU: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
SONU: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
SONU: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
SONU: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
SONU: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
SONU: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
SONU: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE E: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
SONU: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
SONU: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
sonu u hve extra marital affair.
