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Donkey Mathematics.....

Post by Admin on Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:09 am

Hilarious yet interesting theory J



Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work





Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys





Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys






To Conclude
>From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that
don't earn money = Women that don't spend.


So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together....


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Re: Donkey Mathematics.....

Post by Guest on Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:59 pm

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we conclude... Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together....
I fully agree wid U lol3

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