Wise Words !!

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor



By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal



I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? -Ronnie Shakes



If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Eubie Blake on his hundredth birthday



Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. -Ed Gardner



I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. -Edgar Allen Poe



The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -W. C. Fields



I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton



Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard



Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -Goethe




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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor



By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal



I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? -Ronnie Shakes



If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Eubie Blake on his hundredth birthday



Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. -Ed Gardner



I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. -Edgar Allen Poe



The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -W. C. Fields



I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton



Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard



Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -Goethe




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People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. --Gallagher



The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George Patton



An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. -Irvin S. Cobb



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A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. -Nicolas Boileau



Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. -David Brent



The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. -Eden Phillpots



There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. -Jules Renard



Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. -Kevin Meyers



We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Do your little bit of good where you are; it?s those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. -Archbishop Desmond Tutu



So many of our dreams seen impossible, then improbable, then inevitable. -Christopher Reeve



Dream is not what you see in sleep. It is something that does not let you sleep. -Abdul Kalam



You cannot change your future... but, u can change ur habits... And sure ur habits will change ur future. -Bernard Shaw



Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem. -Brian Kinsey



The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. -Vance Havner



Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. -T.S. Eliot



Plan your work and work your plan. -Napolean Hill



I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul. -William Ernest Henley



You can learn new things at any time in your life if you're willing to be a beginner. If you actually learn to like being a beginner, the whole world opens up to you. -Barbara Sher

Do your little bit of good where you are; it?s those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. -Archbishop Desmond Tutu



So many of our dreams seen impossible, then improbable, then inevitable. -Christopher Reeve



Dream is not what you see in sleep. It is something that does not let you sleep. -Abdul Kalam



You cannot change your future... but, u can change ur habits... And sure ur habits will change ur future. -Bernard Shaw



Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem. -Brian Kinsey



The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. -Vance Havner



Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. -T.S. Eliot



Plan your work and work your plan. -Napolean Hill



I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul. -William Ernest Henley



You can learn new things at any time in your life if you're willing to be a beginner. If you actually learn to like being a beginner, the whole world opens up to you. -Barbara Sher