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*Best Moments In Life* This thread is Dedicated to Everi1 of this Site who are my Friends

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:54 pm

To fall in love.

To have a child.

To laugh until it hurts your stomach.

To find mails by the thousands when you return of the vacations.

To manage for a vacation at some pretty place.

To listen to your favorite song in the radio.

To go to bed and to listen while it rains out.

To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.

To clear your last exam.

To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.
A good conversation.

To find money in a pant that you didn't use last year.

To laugh at oneself.

Calls at the midnight that last for hours.

To laugh without reasons.

To hear accidentally that somebody says something good of you.

To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep a couple of hours.

To hear a song that makes you remember a special reason.

To make new friends.

To be part of a team.

The first kiss.

To feel butterflies in the stomach every time that you see that person.

To have your back rubbed to sleep by some one you love.

To pass a while with your best friends. To see people that you like, feeling happy.

To use a sweater of the person that you like.

See an old friend again and to feel that the things didn't change.

To look at an evening.

To have somebody that tells you that he/she loves you
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Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:55 pm

The moment when you left your home for the first time and you look back at your parents who are worried that their son/daughter are leaving them yet happy that their child took the first step towards independence.

The moment when the girl/boy you like most.. smiled back at you! you don't say anything.. you just smile back

The moment when you get better marks than you expected... those "numb" moments of ecstasy n surprise "is that true?"

The moment when you are parting with your old friend(s) and the train has just started... and you are standing on the door of the wagon.. waving "bye-bye" with your heart beating fast

The moment after the HR manager has just called you and told you, "You are through! Congrats!"

The moment when you sit alone in your room after having told everyone that you cleared that exam you prepared for 6 months!ou can go on remembering your "special" moments!
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The Cookie Thief

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:55 pm

This is to a scenario encouraging us not to rush into judgments.

A woman was waiting at an airport one night With several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shop Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see That the man beside her as bold as could be Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag between Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene. She munched cookies and watched the clock As this gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock.

She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by Thinking "If I wasn't so nice I'd blacken his eye". With each cookie she took he took one too And when only one was left she wondered what he'd do. With a smile on his face and a nervous laugh He took the last cookie and broke it in half.

He offered her half as he ate the other She snatched it from him and thought "Oh brother, this guy has some nerve and he's also rude Why he didn't even show any gratitude".

She had never known when she had been so galled and sighed with relief when her flight was called. She gathered her belongings and headed for the gate Refusing to look back at the thieving ingrate. She boarded the plane and sank in her seat Then sought her book which was almost complete. As she reached in her baggage she gasped with surprise There was her bag of cookies in front of her eyes:

"If mine are here" she moaned with despair "Then the others were his and he tried to share"

"Too late to apologize she realized with grief" That she was the rude one, the ungrateful, the thief
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Corporate Lesson 1

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:55 pm

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Corporate Lesson 2

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:57 pm

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. Changing gear, he
let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."


Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.
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Corporate Lesson 3

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:57 pm

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of
smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The
manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."



Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
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Re: *Best Moments In Life* This thread is Dedicated to Everi1 of this Site who are my Friends

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:57 pm

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The
crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Corporate Lesson 5

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:58 pm

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Corporate Lesson 6

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:58 pm

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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Memorable Friendship and love Quotes

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:59 pm

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to
forget.

You can only go as far as you push.

Actions speak louder than words.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody
else.

Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff.

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might
miss it.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to
have.

If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might
mean the world to someone else.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you
can look beside you and your best friend will be there

Friends are forever.

True friendship never ends.

Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you
know they are always there.

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with him or her.

Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the
end.

Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.
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Ideas to keep in mind

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:59 pm

Pursue Achievable Goals

Keep Genuine Smiles

Share with Others

Help your Neighbors

Maintain A Youthful Spirit

Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, and the Ugly

Keep Cool Under Pressure

Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor

Forgive the Annoyance of Others

Have a Few Pals

Treasure Every Moment with Your Love Ones

Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards

Have High Confidence in Yourself

Respect the Disadvantaged

Indulge Yourself Occasionally

Surf the Net at Leisure

Take Calculated Risks

Understand "Money Isn't Everything"
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International Wisdom - Proverbs from around the world - Wise Quotes

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:00 pm

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. Arab Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush. English Proverb

A broken hand works, but not a broken heart. Persian Proverb

A cat has nine lives. Proverb of Unknown Origin

A closed mouth catches no flies. Italian Proverb

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. German Proverb

A courtyard common to all will be swept by none. Proverb, Chinese

A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master. Russian Proverb

A drink precedes a story. Irish Proverb

A drowning man is not troubled by rain. Persian Proverb

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. William Blake Proverbs of Hell (1790)

A forest is in an acorn. Proverb of Unknown Origin

A friend in need is a friend indeed English Proverb

A friend's eye is a good mirror. Irish Proverb

A good denial, the best point in law. Irish Proverb

A good husband is healthy and absent. Japanese Proverb

A hard beginning maketh a good ending. John Heywood The Proverbs of John Heywood (1546)

A healthy man is a successful man. French Proverb

A hedge between keeps friendship green. French Proverb

A hen is heavy when carried far. Irish Proverb

A hound's food is in its legs. Irish Proverb

A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel. Portuguese Proverb

A hungry man is an angry man. English Proverb

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. French Proverb

A little too late, is much too late. German Proverb

A loan though old is not gift. Hungarian Proverb

A lock is better than suspicion. Irish Proverb

A man does not seek his luck, luck seeks its man. Turkish Proverb

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. Yiddish Proverb

A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink. John Heywood The Proverbs of John Heywood (1546)

A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity. Yiddish Proverb

A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly. Haitian Proverb

A new broom sweeps clean, but the old brush knows all the corners. Irish Proverb

A penny for your thoughts. John Heywood The Proverbs of John Heywood (1546)

A penny saved is a penny gained. Scottish Proverb

A poor beauty finds more lovers than husbands. English Proverb

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. Hungarian Proverb

A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths. Chinese proverb

A silent mouth is melodious. Irish Proverb

A single Russian hair outweighs half a Pole. Traditional Russian Saying

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. Greek Proverb

A soft answer turneth away wrath but grievous words stir up anger. Bible - Proverbs 151.

A son is a son till he gets him a wife, But a daughter's a daughter the rest of your life. Proverb of Unknown Origin

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom. Welsh Proverb

A table is not blessed if it has fed no scholars. Yiddish Proverb

A teacher is better than two books. German Proverb

A thief believes everybody steals. Proverb of Unknown Origin

A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom. Chinese proverb

A throne is only a bench covered with velvet. French Proverb

A trade not properly learned is an enemy. Irish Proverb
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Inspiring philosophy

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:00 pm

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in from of him.

When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

When done he asked the class if they thought the jar was full.

They agreed it was.

The professor then picked up a box of small pebbles and poured them into the jar.

He shook the jar lightly so that the pebbles rolled around and filled the gaps between the gold balls.

Again he asked the students if they thought the jar was full.

They once again agreed and said it was.

Next the professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course the sand filled up the remaining space between pebbles and golf balls.

He asked the class once more if they thought the jar was full to which they unanimously replied "yes"

The Professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the desk and added them to the jar filling any remaining space.

"Now" said the professor, " I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life."

"The golf balls are the important things Your Family, children, health, religion, friends and passions."

"Things that if everything else were lost and only they remained your life would still be full."

"The Pebbles on the other hand are matters like your house, job and car. "

"The Sand is everything else. All the small stuff."

"If you put the sand in first you will have no room for the Golf balls or pebbles. The same goes with life.''

"If you spend all your time on the small stuff, you won't have room for the important things in life."

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to you happiness."

"Play with your children"

"Take your partner out to dinner"

"Have a medical check up"

"There will always be time to clean the house and fix the car."

"Set your priorities and take care of the golf balls first. The rest is just sand."

One of the Students at this point raised her hand and inquired what the Coffee represented.

The Professor smiled. "I'm Glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there is always room to have a cup of coffee with a friend."
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Life Lessons

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:01 pm

I've learned....
That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned....
That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned....
That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned....
That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned....
That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned....
That you should never say "no" to a gift from a child.

I've learned....
That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned....
That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned....
That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned....
That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned....
That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned...
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I've learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned....
That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.

I've learned....
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned....
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Instructions for Life in the New millennium

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:02 pm

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

3. Follow the three R's: Respect for self, respect for others, responsibility for all your actions.

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

8. Spend some time alone everyday.

9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

11. Live a good, honorable life. Then, when you get older and think back, you'll be able to enjoy it a second time.

12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.

13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation.

14. Don't bring up the past.

15. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

16. Be gentle with the earth.

17. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.

18. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

19. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

20. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
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Enriching Thoughts

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:02 pm

The most destructive habit ................... Worry

The greatest joy ............................. Giving

The greatest loss ........................ Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work ................... Helping others

The ugliest personality trait................. Selfishness

The most endangered species ........... Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource............. Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm"............ Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.......Fear

The most effective sleeping pill............. Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease..........Excuses

The most powerful force in life.............. Love

The most dangerous pariah .................. A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer ........The brain

The worst thing to be without ............. Hope

The deadliest weapon ....................... The tongue

The two most power-filled words ........"I Can"

The greatest asset........................... Faith

The most worthless emotion.................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire.................... SMILE!

The most prized possession................. Self esteem

The most powerful channel of communication. Prayer

The most contagious spirit................... Enthusiasm

The greatest fortune............................ Contentment

The greatest asset............................... Health

The meanest action................................. Revenge

The cheapest trait...................................Miserlines s

The most powerful action...................... Charity

The most abnoxious disease................. Arrogance

The lowest of the low............................. Pride

The deepest intoxicator ............................Power

The highest coverer of defects.................Wealth

The most unpredictable...........................Customer

The crown of greatness...........................Forgiveness

The greatest sin....................................Not believing in God.

The most uncertain...................................DEATH.
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Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:02 pm

"Love has its own time, season and reason. You can't ask for it to stay.

You can only embrace it when it comes and be glad that for a moment in
your Life, it was yours."
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Great Truths That Little Children Have Learned:

Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:03 pm

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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Re: *Best Moments In Life* This thread is Dedicated to Everi1 of this Site who are my Friends

Post by roshini on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:03 pm

nice rishi...
but font size thoda bada karo...

Thums up



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Post by rishi on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:04 pm

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

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