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Position or Performance ?


Big grin Position or Performance ?

Post by Guest on Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:44 pm

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt,
leather jacket & jeans.
God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to
admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken

robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ..

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming

voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church

for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe

& enter the Kingdom of Heaven ....

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed,

rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a

Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to

make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:19 pm

lol3 agree


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