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    Big grin Position or Performance ?

    Post by Guest Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:44 pm

    A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.
    Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt,
    leather jacket & jeans.
    God asks him: Please tell me who you are, so that I may know whether to
    admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

    The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!!

    God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken

    robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ..

    Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming

    voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church

    for the last 40 years.

    God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe

    & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ....

    'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed,

    rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a

    Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to

    make do with a Cotton robe?'

    'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

    'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people

    PRAYED'
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    Post by SourabhBasak Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:19 pm

    lol3 agree

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