by afsheen Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:17 pmHEIGHT OF OH SHIT LYK SITUATION?A GUY TAKES BLADE AND WRITES HIS GIRLFRNDS NAME ON HIS FOREARMS n.............N M AKES A SPELLING MISTAKE….
A BACHHA APNI MAA SE PITNE K BAAD GHAR K BAHAR BIATHA THA BAAP NE POOCHA KYA HUA TO BOLA PAPA AB MERA TUMHARI BIWI K SATH GUZARA NAHI HO SAKTA MUJHE MERI BIWI CHAHIYE.
JAB KOI BAAT BIGAD JAYE JAB KOI MUSHKIL PAD JAAYE TOH TOH HONTH GHUMA SITI BAJA SEETI BAJa K BOL BHAIYYA AAL IZZ WELL.
AASHIYAN HM NAHI SJATE GARDEN ME PHOOL HM NAHI KHILATE HAMARI EK PASAND SE TUT JAYEGNGE HAZARON DIL ISLIYE HM KOI BOY FRIEND NAHI BANATE.
I MAY WALK SLOWLY BUT I NEVER WALK BAQWARDS ABRAHAM LINCON I DNT NEED TO WALK COZ I HAV BIKE-SARDAR.
WATS SWARG?AMERICAN SALARY,BRITISH HOME CHINESE FOOD N INDIAN WIFE.WATS NARK?AMERICAN WIFE BRITISH FOOD CHINESE HOME N INDIAN SALARY.
PAPA BETA TERI MUMMY BAHUT CHUP BAITHI HAI KYA BAAT HAI?BETA MUMMY NE LIPGUARD MANGA THA MAINE FEVIQUICK PAKDA DIYA….
SHADI K DUSRE DIN BETI NE MA KO PH KIYA AAJ MERI UNSE LADAI HO GAYI?MA BETI SHADI ME JHAGDE TO HOTE REHTE HAI BETI-WO TO THEEK HAI PER LAASH KA KYA KAROON?
BAPU NE KAHA IZZAT KARNA HAI TO WIFE KI KARO PYAR KARNA HAI TO WIFE SE KARO KHAYAL RAKHNA HAI TO WIFE KA RAKHO MAGAR KISIKI WIFE YE TO BAPU NE BATAY HI NAHI.
MERE HATH ME TERA HATH HO TERE HATH ME USKA HATH HO USKE HATH ME MERA HATH HO FIR FIR KYA ?KHELENGE GOL GOL RANI ITTA ITTA PANI….
APKI AANKHE PATAKA AAPKE LIPS ROCKET AAPKE KAN CHAKRI AAPKI NAAK FULJHADI AAPKI STYLE ANAR APKI PERSONALITYBOMB MSG KARTE HOYA MACHIS LAGAUN?
