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Post by SourabhBasak on Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:00 am

2 sardar ja rahe the.. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.

1st SARDAR-Chalo Fifty Fifty le lete he.

2nd sardar -Baki 900 ka kya karenge.?


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:37 am

Hostel student 2 his frnd:


"yaar dhoka ho gya".



Friend-"kya ho gya?".



studnt-"bhai kitab k paise mangvaaye the,



gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di..


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:38 am

Kaisa Lagta Hai . .?

Barish Mein Hawa K Jhoko K Sang Khamoshi Se Chalte Hue





Koi Aapka Haath Thaam K Haule Se Keh De









"GOBAR" Hai Zara Dhyan Se. .


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:38 am

BOY :Aisa khat likh sajni, Meri umar beet jaye padhne me!




GIRL-
(i=0i>xE'I1i+:e_y#a#>#"!%>; =*?#@?w@'*e(p+>i*
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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:39 am

Wahi raat ki khamosi
Wahi tanhai Ye hawa apne sath kis ki yaad le aai
Hm bethe us chand ko dekh rhe te,fir n jane kaha se
"Nalayk Padai Kr"
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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:39 am

Girl.frnd- jaanu kuch aisa kaho na jisse mere dil ki dhadhkan tez ho jaye,aur mera dil zor se dhadhke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho,
Boy frnd-BHAG TERA BAP AA RAHA HAI


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:40 am

Girl: meri aankhon me dekho kya nazar a raha hai?
Boy: teri ankhon me pyar nazar a raha hai.
Girl: abe o ashiq KI AULAAD aankh me kuchh chala gaya hai wo dekh


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:40 am

Full form of boys...
B - badmashiyon me sab se aage.
O - owl ki tarah raat me jaage.
Y - yaarian nibhate jaan laga k.
S - shareef sirf maa baap k aage..! gnsd


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:41 am

Santa-Aaj pitaji ne pitai kr Di

Banta:Kyo?

Santa:Maine to sirf itna pucha tha ki
"KAMINE..
Film dekhne chal rahe ho kya?"


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:42 am

BV ko thappad marne ke baad pati bola-aadmi use hi marta hai jise wo pyar karta hai.
BV ne bhi 2 kheench ke mare aur boli-aap kya samjhe me aapse pyar ni karti.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:09 pm

Why Madras is named chennai?
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.bcoz madrasis wear lungi...............

In which there is no zip ......
So it's name
"chen-NAi.......


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Post by SourabhBasak on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:10 pm

Jee kare Aapke paas aau.. Aapke paas aakar ruk jaau.. Na baithu.. Na bolu.. Bas Apki aankho me.... Santre ka chhilka nichod kar bhag jaau.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:13 pm

Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk:Kya Hua?
Officer:Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai.
Clerk:To?
Ofcer:Kapde Pahanti Nahi Aur Laundry Bill 10 Lakh Bataya Hai.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:19 pm

GADHE hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai..
meri mano..1st April ko propose kro..
maan gayi to I LOVE U,
aur agar gussa kiya to APRIL FOOLwat an IDEA sir je


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Post by SourabhBasak on Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:35 pm

ANGREZ: which's ur fav flower?
HINDU: Rose
ANGREZ: i clean my Poty wid it
MUSLIM: Chameli
ANGREZ: I clean my Poty with it
SARDAR: Cactus
ab kar clean.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:36 pm

1 TRUCK DUSRE TRUCK KO RASSI SE BANDH KAR LE JA RAHA THA YEH DEKH KAR 1 SARDAR HANS HANS K LOTPOT HO GAYA AUR BOLA-EK RASI KO LE JANE K LIYE 2-2 TRUCK


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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:17 pm

Sardar london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter: what do u like to have sir? Sardar: Eggs'mother..!


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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:20 pm

Oye paaji,apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai Sardarji:Kyu k pizza hut mein?Delivery Free hai...


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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:21 pm

Sardar: I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. And U? Friend: I kiss ur wife after u go to office everyday. Sardar: Ha ha ha... But, i'm first.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:21 pm

AAP inte Acche





Imandar





Sundar





Samagjdar





Payare





Khubsurat





Dimagwale ho



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