Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Santa Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhad K Kandhe Pe Rakh K Ja Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha, Yaar Kithe Ja Rahe Ho
Santa- Dikhta Nahi, Tala Khulvane Ja Raha Hu..
Kisi Ne Pucha, Yaar Kithe Ja Rahe Ho
Santa- Dikhta Nahi, Tala Khulvane Ja Raha Hu..
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BHAGWAN AAP KO DHER SARI GIRLFRIEND DE,
JO MAYAWATI JAISI SUNDR,
JAYLALITA JAISI SLIM,
MAMTA JAISI SHANT
AUR PRATIBHA PATIL JAISI JAWAN HO.
GOD BLES YOU.
JO MAYAWATI JAISI SUNDR,
JAYLALITA JAISI SLIM,
MAMTA JAISI SHANT
AUR PRATIBHA PATIL JAISI JAWAN HO.
GOD BLES YOU.
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Santa ne bus me 1 ladki ko chhed diya
Ladki: Tumhare ghar mein maa behan nahin hai kya?
Santa: Kya pata,
main toh subah se ghar se bahar hu...!!
Ladki: Tumhare ghar mein maa behan nahin hai kya?
Santa: Kya pata,
main toh subah se ghar se bahar hu...!!
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1Admi bada sa bag leke bus me ghus gaya aur Zorse chillaya 'Khabardar' koi apni jagah se nhi hilega
"pappu moongfalli wala khud apke paas ayega"...
"pappu moongfalli wala khud apke paas ayega"...
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Sardar london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter: what do u like to have sir? Sardar: Eggs'mother..!
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Santa tanki saaf krne chat pr gya tanki pr kouwa baitha tha santa jaldi se niche utra or siri hata di or bola beta me to utar gya ab tu kaise utrega...
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Santa: Itne kam marks?
Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. :-
Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. :-
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Jinn:Hukm aka?
Man:gharse dubai tak road banao
Jinn:Muskil hai,aur koi kam?
Man:wife ko agyakari aur samajdar banao.
Jinn:Road single banani hai to bolo.
Man:gharse dubai tak road banao
Jinn:Muskil hai,aur koi kam?
Man:wife ko agyakari aur samajdar banao.
Jinn:Road single banani hai to bolo.
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Never reject a girl in life bcoz A good girl gives u happiness and A bad girl gives u experience. Both r essential in life.So enjoy girl frinds.
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Never reject a girl in life bcoz A good girl gives u happiness and A bad girl gives u experience. Both r essential in life.So enjoy girl frinds.
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Why do we fall in love? Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
Den
why do we want 2 fall in love again?
Obiviously! Dimag ki kami..
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
Den
why do we want 2 fall in love again?
Obiviously! Dimag ki kami..
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U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST & INTELIGENT FRIEND.NOTE :- is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai aur inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai..
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Sardar & wife r waiting 4 Train. Itne me "PUNJAB MAIL"aa gayi, Sardar bhaag ke train pe chadha or wife se bola:Jab "PUNJAB FEMALE" aye to tu bhi aa jana.
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Ek Aadmi Ki MAUT K Baad Uska Dost Uski wife K Paas Aaya aur Bola "Kya Main Uski Jagah Le Sakta Hun?"wife Muje Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRISTAN Walon Se Puch lo.
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A single spelling mistake that caused a divorce!!!
A man went to goa & sent a msg 2 wife-"Having d most amazing & wonderful time, wish u were HER..!!
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A man went to goa & sent a msg 2 wife-"Having d most amazing & wonderful time, wish u were HER..!!
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sArdAr: dAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Aati
Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?
SArdr:"GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.
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A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none
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