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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:22 pm

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:22 pm

Santa Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhad K Kandhe Pe Rakh K Ja Raha Tha

Kisi Ne Pucha, Yaar Kithe Ja Rahe Ho

Santa- Dikhta Nahi, Tala Khulvane Ja Raha Hu..


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Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:23 pm

BHAGWAN AAP KO DHER SARI GIRLFRIEND DE,
JO MAYAWATI JAISI SUNDR,
JAYLALITA JAISI SLIM,
MAMTA JAISI SHANT
AUR PRATIBHA PATIL JAISI JAWAN HO.
GOD BLES YOU.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:36 pm

Santa ne bus me 1 ladki ko chhed diya
Ladki: Tumhare ghar mein maa behan nahin hai kya?

Santa: Kya pata,

main toh subah se ghar se bahar hu...!!


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:38 pm

1Admi bada sa bag leke bus me ghus gaya aur Zorse chillaya 'Khabardar' koi apni jagah se nhi hilega













"pappu moongfalli wala khud apke paas ayega"...


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:56 pm

Sardar london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter: what do u like to have sir? Sardar: Eggs'mother..!


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:24 pm

Santa tanki saaf krne chat pr gya tanki pr kouwa baitha tha santa jaldi se niche utra or siri hata di or bola beta me to utar gya ab tu kaise utrega...


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:25 pm

Santa: Itne kam marks?
Do thappad marne chahiye.





Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. :-


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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:26 pm

Jinn:Hukm aka?

Man:gharse dubai tak road banao

Jinn:Muskil hai,aur koi kam?

Man:wife ko agyakari aur samajdar banao.

Jinn:Road single banani hai to bolo.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:50 pm

Never reject a girl in life bcoz A good girl gives u happiness and A bad girl gives u experience. Both r essential in life.So enjoy girl frinds.


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Never reject a girl in life bcoz A good girl gives u happiness and A bad girl gives u experience. Both r essential in life.So enjoy girl frinds.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:51 pm

Why do we fall in love? Experience ki kami.

Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.

Den

why do we want 2 fall in love again?
Obiviously! Dimag ki kami..


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:53 pm

U R MY BEST, SMART, CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST & INTELIGENT FRIEND.NOTE :- is msg k sabhi shabd kalpnik hai aur inka wastawikta se koi sambandh nahi hai..


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:54 pm

Sardar & wife r waiting 4 Train. Itne me "PUNJAB MAIL"aa gayi, Sardar bhaag ke train pe chadha or wife se bola:Jab "PUNJAB FEMALE" aye to tu bhi aa jana.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:57 pm

Ek Aadmi Ki MAUT K Baad Uska Dost Uski wife K Paas Aaya aur Bola "Kya Main Uski Jagah Le Sakta Hun?"wife Muje Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRISTAN Walon Se Puch lo.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:59 pm

A single spelling mistake that caused a divorce!!!
A man went to goa & sent a msg 2 wife-"Having d most amazing & wonderful time, wish u were HER..!!
Enjoy


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Post by SourabhBasak on Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:55 pm


sArdAr: dAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi Aati
Father:Tujhe kAise pAtA?

SArdr:"GIVE ME A SWEET KISS" kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.


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Re: Funny SMS Collections

Post by Guest on Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:46 pm

Kia aankhain kia surat
Kia chehra aap ne paya hy
Jaisay peepal k darakht sy bhoot utar aya hy
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Post by SourabhBasak on Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:46 pm

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzz lol3


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Re: Funny SMS Collections

Post by Guest on Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:39 pm

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none

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