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..."Don't ask Grandma silly questions"...

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Post by roshini on Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:54 pm

Don't ask Grandma silly questions


Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for
the answer.

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to
me.
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was
a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of
the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice
said:
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the
electric chair."
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sunny Re: ..."Don't ask Grandma silly questions"...

Post by Guest on Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:16 pm

lol3 xperience does counts dear.... cool 1... lol3
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Post by SourabhBasak on Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:17 pm

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