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Post by roshini on Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:56 pm

Americanized Ramayana---WOW!





A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it...



"So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a b*tch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so... he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary... really man....they had monkeys and devil s and sh*t like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine.



But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman,... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys... Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok...



So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's own hood... Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and anyways... it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or sh*t like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke... and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those fireworks.... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."



The mother fainted.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:36 am

Am flattered.... I cant stop my laugh....... lol3 tease lol3 lol3


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Post by roshini on Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:15 pm

@sourabhbasak wrote:Am flattered.... I cant stop my laugh....... lol3 tease lol3 lol3
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Post by Guest on Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:15 pm

lol3 lol3 lol3 I'll faint 4 sure of laughing lol3
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Post by roshini on Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:26 pm

@Baba wrote: lol3 lol3 lol3 I'll faint 4 sure of laughing lol3
lol3 lol3


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