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THE MOST FUNNY NEWS PAPER ADS...LOLZZZ.....

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THE MOST FUNNY NEWS PAPER ADS...LOLZZZ.....

Post by Admin on Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:37 am

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)



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2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)


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3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)


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4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)


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5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)


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6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)


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7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)


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8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)


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9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work)


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Re: THE MOST FUNNY NEWS PAPER ADS...LOLZZZ.....

Post by kaash on Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:09 am

Admin wrote:1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)



*************


2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)


*************


3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)


*************


4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)


*************


5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)


*************


6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)


*************


7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)


*************


8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)


*************


9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work)


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Re: THE MOST FUNNY NEWS PAPER ADS...LOLZZZ.....

Post by Admin on Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:54 am

Thank u 4 the reply guns Big grin lol3


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Re: THE MOST FUNNY NEWS PAPER ADS...LOLZZZ.....

Post by Guest on Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:11 am

Admin wrote:5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)


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lol3 lol3 lol3 i too want dis dog.... angel
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Re: THE MOST FUNNY NEWS PAPER ADS...LOLZZZ.....

Post by kool~nomi on Sun Dec 28, 2008 4:31 am

hahahahahha nilu bhai ...........toooooooooo much funny lol3 gud post yepieee yoohoo


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