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If God was Women...

Post by Admin on Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:58 pm


Babies would come from vending machine

There would be no cellulite

Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE

Men would be born with an "OFF" switch

A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife

All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!

Men would inherit the menstrual cycle

Men would come with software to be custom designed

Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by Wife

Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant Verification of truth



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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Guest on Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:28 am

yep I agrees... nail bitting n sare mard sirf "wife" compitable banaye jate lol3
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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Admin on Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:29 am

God will also b thanking bro for he is not so....


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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Admin on Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:31 am

Beware bro b4 commenting the W factor here gonna kill us....


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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Guest on Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:10 am

They sud kill U for spreading this rumour wistel
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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Admin on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:24 am

it may b rumour but it is true to its content isn't it


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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Guest on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:26 am

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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Admin on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:36 am

better for not only U but for the whole mankind..


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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Guest on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:38 am

nilu ham to yahan sab ka kalyan karne hi aaye hai.... angel ab kalyan kithhe he meko mat puchna.... vo shutti pe hai filhal agree
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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Admin on Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:41 am

bhai kahi kalyan ka he kalyan na ho jaaye iss chakkar main to accha hai...


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Re: If God was Women...

Post by roshini on Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:06 pm

ye kya ho raha hai... big eyes big eyes big eyes big eyes big eyes big eyes big eyes big eyes


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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Admin on Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:42 pm

u ko kya lag raha hai yeh batao...


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Post by roshini on Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:18 pm

meko to kuch garbad laging u ke upper wale khali plot me... lol3 lol3 lol3


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Post by Admin on Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:37 pm

Kya baat kar rahi ho popat jab tussi keh rahi ho ki plot khaali hai to koi gadbad kaise kya ho sakti hai actually gadbad plot mein nahi u k saath hai kuch to


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Post by roshini on Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:53 pm

oye kya hai nautanki...


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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Admin on Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:08 pm

lo ab tak u ko pata b nahi ki kya hai u k saath gadbad nahi badi gadbad hai....


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Post by sagar......dard ka on Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:50 pm








nice one NILU......... thanx GOD ki.....aisa kuch nahi hai warna, apni to waat lag rahi hoti ( well, wo to abhi bhi lag rahi hai....!!!) ......shaadi ka laddu kha raha hu, RO RO KE...........!!!!!!

waise GURUJI aur NILU....MUJHE TO KHILA DIYA .....par aap dono kab kha rahe ho LADDU.....???????? HMMMMMMMMMMM...???????????





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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Guest on Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:15 pm

Beta humne to boht samjhaya tha... ab aish (?) karo rahi baat meri n nilu ki to hum dono bachlors club k permanant members he... to ap k club me aane ka sawal hi nai hota bache... wistel
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Re: If God was Women...

Post by sagar......dard ka on Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:36 pm







kya guru.kjooth kyu bolte ho???? kahan bataya tha aapne? pahle to bole ki laddu achche hain...kha lo kha lo.... aur abb bahane bana rahe ho.......???? not fair...... aur waise bhi NILU se meri baat ho gayi hai. wo mera club join karne ko taiyaar hai....
BAS AAPKI KAMI HAI............AAP BHI JOIN KAR LO...........






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Re: If God was Women...

Post by Guest on Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:32 pm

no ways bache... hum dono rahe ap k married club... tease rahi baat nilu ki to vo nalayak hai, gadha hai, stupid hai, idiot hai, pagal hai, bewakuf b hai, n meko boht irritate b karta hai ... par fir b inna bura nai hai na k usse saza e shadi sunaye hum lol3 kya khayal hai sweetz hmmmmm

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