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    Post by Admin Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:15 am

    A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here's his dynamite speech :


    "Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children! This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason.


    Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected,but at last with great difficulty she gave birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.


    We got independent because of great leaders like Gandhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt.


    You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college.


    The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day you will become great phools. Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.


    I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and thank God I am finished. Joy Hind!"

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    Post by Guest Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:37 pm

    lol3 blasted r V lolzzz nice 1 niluwa Big grin
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    Post by Admin Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:37 pm

    bro wen r u gifin ur inglish spich... inglish spich........lolzzzz... 788293
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    Post by Daisy Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:01 pm

    lol3 lol3 lol3 wow that was really wonderful sharing nil dear +K for u .. Big grin
    humko bhi tanlish seekaowing hehe... Big grin
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    Post by Admin Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:04 pm

    hahaha u ko shikna hoing to bhai se shiking usko inglish mast aaying.. inglish spich........lolzzzz... 716109
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    Post by Daisy Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:06 pm

    achha nilu u hi sikhawing humko ab me toh akeling hoon yahing pe...hahaha Big grin Big grin
    agar mein aise bolne lagi toh real lang bhool jaongi nil lolz
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    Post by Guest Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:20 pm

    nilu me dedeta spich par baki logon ko campilex ho jayegi ... wink n daiz nilu k sath rahogi to ingilis k saath saath boht kuch bhul jaogi lol3
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    Post by roshini Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:05 pm

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    Post by Admin Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:44 pm

    Lekin zameen thok thok k + k kyu de rahi ho... inglish spich........lolzzzz... 95992
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    Post by roshini Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:17 pm

    hahahhaa main chk karing kahi zameen me u ki wajah se gaddhe to nahi par gaye hai na... lol3 lol3 lol3 lol3
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    Post by Admin Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:39 pm

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    Post by roshini Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:51 pm

    oye chup be ghochu sudhar jao sudhar jao... lol3
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    Post by Admin Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:11 pm

    Main to already kuch jyaada he sudhara hua hu ab u ki baari hai popat but u k liye to nxt to impossible hai i can understand ur plight.. inglish spich........lolzzzz... 95992
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    Post by roshini Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:02 am

    oye u ko sudharne ki jarurat hai meko nhi...
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    Post by Admin Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:36 pm

    Accha to chalo batao meko ab kaha sudharna chahiye.... is dat so

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