FRENZ 4 EVER

Shayari, FREE cards, Masti Unlimited, Fun, Jokes, Sms & Much More...

Frenz 4 Ever - Masti Unlimited

Hi Guest, Welcome to Frenz 4 Ever

Birthday Wishes : Many Many Happy Return Of The Day : ~ Harini, Mim2007, Mishra808, Simply_deepali.
Thought of The Day: "Be wise enough to walk away from the nonsense around you."

Top Companies.........STYLE OF WORK...............Read and Enjoy..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Share
avatar
sagar......dard ka
Learner
Learner

Member is :
Online
Offline


Male

Pisces Dog

Posts : 170
I LiveIndia

Job/hobbies : Retail Store Manager
Humor : Sarcastic, Sensible and offcourse full of HUMOR

KARMA : 17
Reward : 19

Mood : lazy

F4e Status : "...Ham ba-wafa the jo najro se gir gaye,
unhe talash shayad kisi bewafa ki thi..."

Top Companies.........STYLE OF WORK...............Read and Enjoy..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by sagar......dard ka on Fri May 07, 2010 1:21 pm






INFOSYSism

You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

PATNIism

You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows.

WIPROism

GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism

Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

IBMism

You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism

You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

SUNism

You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism

You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism

You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism

You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism

You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism

Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism

You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism

You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism

You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism

You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.


_________________________
"...Chup-Chap Guzar Jaa Meri Dehleez se Wapis
aye Muhabbat.....
Nafrat Hai Mujhe Ab Teri Aahat-o-Dastak Se...!!!"

    Current date/time is Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:08 am