Husband (Returning late from work):Good evening dear, I'm now logged in.
Wife:Have you brought the grocery?
Husband:Bad command or filename.
Wife:But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife:What about my new TV?
Husband:Variable not found.
Wife:Atleast give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.
Wife:Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband:Too many parameters..
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife:You are useless.
Husband:It's by default.
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband:File in use....Try later.
Wife:What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus....