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chines Jew ...............................

Post by rishi on Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:03 pm

Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant
During
their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" "I
don't
know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?' The
waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask," and went into the kitchen.
He
returned a few minutes later and said, "No sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are
you
sure?" Al asked. "I check again, sir," the waiter replied and went
back
to the kitchen.

While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews in

China. Our people are scattered everywhere." At this point, the waiter
returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said. Are you really sure, man?"
Al
asked again. "I can't believe there are no Chinese Jews." Exasperated,
the

waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask everyone! "We have Apple Jews,
Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one hear of Chinese
Jews!"
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Re: chines Jew ...............................

Post by rishi on Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:03 pm

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip, or vacation?"

She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Mumbai."



He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"



"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."



"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What myths are those?"



"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Negro men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess that trait.



Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the Bengali. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardarji."



Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you.I don't even know your name!"



"C. Venkatraman!" the man says, "C.Venkatraman Mukherjee! But my friends call me Santa Singh!"

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