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    Post by SourabhBasak Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:00 am

    2 sardar ja rahe the.. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.

    1st SARDAR-Chalo Fifty Fifty le lete he.

    2nd sardar -Baki 900 ka kya karenge.?
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:37 am

    Hostel student 2 his frnd:


    "yaar dhoka ho gya".



    Friend-"kya ho gya?".



    studnt-"bhai kitab k paise mangvaaye the,



    gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di..
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:38 am

    Kaisa Lagta Hai . .?

    Barish Mein Hawa K Jhoko K Sang Khamoshi Se Chalte Hue





    Koi Aapka Haath Thaam K Haule Se Keh De









    "GOBAR" Hai Zara Dhyan Se. .
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:38 am

    BOY :Aisa khat likh sajni, Meri umar beet jaye padhne me!




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    Le padh!
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:39 am

    Wahi raat ki khamosi
    Wahi tanhai Ye hawa apne sath kis ki yaad le aai
    Hm bethe us chand ko dekh rhe te,fir n jane kaha se
    "Nalayk Padai Kr"
    awaz aai
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:39 am

    Girl.frnd- jaanu kuch aisa kaho na jisse mere dil ki dhadhkan tez ho jaye,aur mera dil zor se dhadhke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho,
    Boy frnd-BHAG TERA BAP AA RAHA HAI
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:40 am

    Girl: meri aankhon me dekho kya nazar a raha hai?
    Boy: teri ankhon me pyar nazar a raha hai.
    Girl: abe o ashiq KI AULAAD aankh me kuchh chala gaya hai wo dekh
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:40 am

    Full form of boys...
    B - badmashiyon me sab se aage.
    O - owl ki tarah raat me jaage.
    Y - yaarian nibhate jaan laga k.
    S - shareef sirf maa baap k aage..! gnsd
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:41 am

    Santa-Aaj pitaji ne pitai kr Di

    Banta:Kyo?

    Santa:Maine to sirf itna pucha tha ki
    "KAMINE..
    Film dekhne chal rahe ho kya?"
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    Post by SourabhBasak Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:42 am

    BV ko thappad marne ke baad pati bola-aadmi use hi marta hai jise wo pyar karta hai.
    BV ne bhi 2 kheench ke mare aur boli-aap kya samjhe me aapse pyar ni karti.
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    Post by SourabhBasak Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:09 pm

    Why Madras is named chennai?
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    .bcoz madrasis wear lungi...............

    In which there is no zip ......
    So it's name
    "chen-NAi.......
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    Post by SourabhBasak Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:10 pm

    Jee kare Aapke paas aau.. Aapke paas aakar ruk jaau.. Na baithu.. Na bolu.. Bas Apki aankho me.... Santre ka chhilka nichod kar bhag jaau.
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    Post by SourabhBasak Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:13 pm

    Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
    Clerk:Kya Hua?
    Officer:Mallika Sherawat Ka Return Hai.
    Clerk:To?
    Ofcer:Kapde Pahanti Nahi Aur Laundry Bill 10 Lakh Bataya Hai.
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    Post by SourabhBasak Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:19 pm

    GADHE hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai..
    meri mano..1st April ko propose kro..
    maan gayi to I LOVE U,
    aur agar gussa kiya to APRIL FOOLwat an IDEA sir je
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    Post by SourabhBasak Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:35 pm

    ANGREZ: which's ur fav flower?
    HINDU: Rose
    ANGREZ: i clean my Poty wid it
    MUSLIM: Chameli
    ANGREZ: I clean my Poty with it
    SARDAR: Cactus
    ab kar clean.
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    Post by SourabhBasak Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:36 pm

    1 TRUCK DUSRE TRUCK KO RASSI SE BANDH KAR LE JA RAHA THA YEH DEKH KAR 1 SARDAR HANS HANS K LOTPOT HO GAYA AUR BOLA-EK RASI KO LE JANE K LIYE 2-2 TRUCK
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    Post by SourabhBasak Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:17 pm

    Sardar london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter: what do u like to have sir? Sardar: Eggs'mother..!
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    Post by SourabhBasak Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:20 pm

    Oye paaji,apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai Sardarji:Kyu k pizza hut mein?Delivery Free hai...
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    Post by SourabhBasak Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:21 pm

    Sardar: I kiss my wife before i go to office everyday. And U? Friend: I kiss ur wife after u go to office everyday. Sardar: Ha ha ha... But, i'm first.
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    Post by SourabhBasak Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:21 pm

    AAP inte Acche





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    Samagjdar





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    Khubsurat





    Dimagwale ho



    Pata karo ye afwah kaun fela raha he

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