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Post by Guest on Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:53 pm

1. Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are more than enough!

2. No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

3. Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.

4. Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.

5. Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?

6. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

7. God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!

8. Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting!

9. Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a board which said: FINE FOR PARKING ?

10. A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed,"When do we get started?"

11. Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.

12. I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes, Meow.

13. Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.

14. When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"My husband's cheque book."

15. Girlfriend:"And are you sure you love me and no one else?" Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."

16. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colours do you have?

17. My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs
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Re: sum 1 liner...laugh N njoy....

Post by dreamygal on Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:08 pm

very bad abbahzur joke tha kia story book thi itni lambhi damn




chalo abhi yeh padho aur jawab do agar nahi aaya beti ke jitne intelligent toh nahi hoo scrool karke dheklo ok



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Post by Guest on Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:00 am

lol3 lol3 chalo ap ki shifarish municipalty me kar dunga agli bar jab road construction ka kaam chalega... lol3
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Post by SourabhBasak on Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:13 pm

Lolzzzzzzzzz waise aapko kafi exp hai......... wink wink


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Post by dreamygal on Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:28 am

abbahzur zaroorath nahi hai unko pata hai

aur 100rab yeh 100rab woh 100rab expericance100rab kab se hai tum ko Big grin


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Post by SourabhBasak on Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:50 am

accha Eekzz meko aur experience :lol!: angel thankyou sweating big eyes :OMG:


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Post by dreamygal on Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:58 pm

sourabhbasak wrote:accha Eekzz meko aur experience :lol!: angel thankyou sweating big eyes :OMG:

shayed app ko hi kaha maine itna tennce q hora he hoo


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Post by Guest on Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:25 pm

tabi hydbad k raston ki aisi halat hai... lolzzz
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Post by dreamygal on Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:39 am

Baba wrote:tabi hydbad k raston ki aisi halat hai... lolzzz



oyyeee hyd ke raste ka nahi pata kabhi mere ghar aao app chand ke raste dhekha hai kabhi hahahhaahahh dhekte rahejaoge Big grin


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Post by SourabhBasak on Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:26 pm

Meko kaha isi baat ki to tension hai....... disco
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sourabhbasak wrote:accha Eekzz meko aur experience :lol!: angel thankyou sweating big eyes :OMG:

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Post by dreamygal on Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:55 pm

sourabhbasak wrote:Meko kaha isi baat ki to tension hai....... disco
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sourabhbasak wrote:accha Eekzz meko aur experience :lol!: angel thankyou sweating big eyes :OMG:

shayed app ko hi kaha maine itna tennce q hora he hoo


na mere dost na tension na le itna :lol!:


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