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Post by SourabhBasak on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:10 pm

Wife Ne Pati Ke Gaal Pe Thappd Mar Kar Machhar mar Diya

Pati Gusse Se~Kyon Mara? ?
Wife: Mere Hote Hue Koi Dusra Tumhara Khoon Piye Ye Muje pasand Nahi.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:12 pm

Pati: Tere Baap ki Mazak karne ki adat gai nahi.

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Biwi: Kyu, ab kya hua.......??

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Pati: Aaj phir se puch rahe the
"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na..??


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Post by SourabhBasak on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:16 pm

1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Maar Diya...
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Beta Baap K Paas Gaya Aur Kaha: .
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Ammi Ne Mujhe Bila Waja Mara Hai.
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Baap Ne Usay 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kar Tumhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata Ki Supreme Court K Khilaaf Appeal High Court Mein Nahi Hoti... =P


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Post by SourabhBasak on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:42 pm

Wife finds husband on the terrace all alone, with a
glass of whisky and tears in his eyes.

She asks: What happened, Darling?
Husband: Do you remember when we were dating &
you were only 18, and we were sitting behind the
rocks at Lands End?

Wife: Of course!

Husband: Do you remember, then your inspector
father caught us & told me either you marry my
daughter or I'll send you to jail for 20 years ?

Wife: Of course!

Husband: I would have been released today!!


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