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Post by Baba on Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:20 pm

And now some husband wife jokes :

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Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.



WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed..

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.




HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in the dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.




WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are
And
once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far



HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?



WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but outside, laughing at you..


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Tu Ki Jane Pyar Mera... Main Karu Intezar Tera...


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Post by Baba on Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:21 pm

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........



Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor....


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Post by Baba on Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:22 pm

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.


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