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    Post by Baba Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:52 pm

    A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw."

    From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying pig!"

    "Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

    "You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.

    "Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

    "You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.

    The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"

    "I've lived next to that lying pig for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"

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