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Post by Baba on Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:35 pm

Patient: Doctor sahab, Jaldi kuchh karo, mere pairo par ek aurat ne gaadi chadha di.
Doctor ne achche se check kiya, aur paaya ki bahut mamooli si chot hai, par mareez ghabraya hua hai!
Doctor bola: O ho, bhai operation karna padega, Bahut kharcha aayega… taiyaar ho?
Mareez: Kuchh bhi karo, jaldi karo. Kameeni ne mara hua soch kar uthaya bhi nahin!!
Itne mein hi Doctor ki biwi ka phone aa gaya…
Doctor: Hello…
Biwi: Hello chhodo, yeh batao, main kya karoon?
mujhse Car chalate mein ek aadmi mar gaya, Jai Hind chauk par!
Doctor: Aadmi ne kapde kaise pehen rakhe the?
Biwi: Hari T shirt aur kaali pant!
Doctor: O ho, To use tumne maara hai? Police khooni ko talaash karti hui ghoom rahi hai…
Patni: to ab kya karun?
Dr: Karna kya hai… 4-6 mahine ke liye Maayke bhaag ja jaldi..
Patni: Theek hai ja rahi hoon.
Mareez: Dr sahab, karo na kuchh..
Doctor: Bhai kuchh nahi hua tujhe… ‘
yeh le Rupaiye le.. aur 4 beer le aa..
dono piyenge…
Aur haan, hari T-shirt nikal ke jaa

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