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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:21 pm

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.


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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:24 pm

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? donno
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables. tease


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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:25 pm

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:26 pm

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O


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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:29 pm

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'


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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:30 pm

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? hmmmmm

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are lol3


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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:32 pm

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Thums up

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand... agree


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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:33 pm

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? prayer

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. tease agree


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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:34 pm

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. hmmmmm
Did you copy his? is dat so

CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog. agree tease


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Post by Baba on Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:43 pm

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? donno

HAROLD: A teacher tease lol3


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