Statements you heard as a Gujrati kid

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10 statements you heard as a Gujrati kid

1) kidii mari gai jo..!!
(sala lagta humko hai aurr kidii mari gai)

2) moto/motii thaish ne toh lavi aapishu..
(jaise property mei se hissa mang liya ho)

3) aavu naa bolay paap lage..
(ye bol bol ke daraya hai)

4) sui jaa nai toh baavo avshe..
(haa sare baava free baihte hai )

5) aa gandu chhe... aapde biju toy lai laishu..
(jaise pata chale mehnga hai ganda ho jata hai)

6) radvanu bandh kar toh chocolate malse..
(aur hamesha khane ko mana karte hai)😶

7) jaldi khai le naitar peli baby khai leshe..
(matlab pet phate fir bhi peli baby ke darr se khana pade)

8) baba javu chhe..?? toh jidd nai kar...
(baba ke aas mei bacche thak ke so jate hai.. par unka mood nai hota)


9) tu toh dayii dikrii/dikro chhe ne maro..??
(haa toh sab kam karva lene ka??)

and the ultimate one

aaiii kago lai gayo..oo..oo..
(kasam se us time pe, 1 macchar bhi nahi udd raha hota hai)