Linga special...
RAJNIKANT IS BACK WITH LATEST COLLECTION ...
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👨 When Rajnikant was a student … TEACHERS used to BUNK the CLASSES!!! 😆
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👨 Rajnikant purchased a road roller …
Guess why???
To IRON his CLOTHES!!! 👔
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👨 Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue ... BIRDS returned GRAINS they took LAST YEAR as well!!! 🐤
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👨 If Rajnikant works in BPO ... CLIENTS would WORK in SHIFTS!!! 🏃
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👨 Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking, "Solve any 100 questions" ...
He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascalla! CHECK ANY 100!!! 📝
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👨 One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon ... RAIN STOPPED due to PLAY!!! ☔
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👨 Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky … as he is PARTICIPTING in the Asian Games’ HIGH JUMP event!!! 🏃
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👨 Rajnikant's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, he has twisted the climax ... both the lead actors and the ship survive ... Rajnikant SWIMS across the Atlantic Ocean 🏊 with the HEROINE in one hand ... and the TITANIC in the other!!! ⛵
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👨 Rajnikant doesn’t breathe … AIR comes to HIDE in his LUNGS!!! 💭
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👨 Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.
Don’t even try to guess what happened … we got two copies of the Xerox machine!!! 😃
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👨 Once upon a time Rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth ... today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!! 🏢
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👨 Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing two ice cubes!!! 🔥
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👨 Rajnikant runs until treadmill gets tired!!! 🏃
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👨 In the back cover of WORLD RECORD BOOKS its written, "All records are held by Rajnikant ... listed names are second in place!!! ✌
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👨 Rajnikant added Facebook as his friend!!! 💻
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👨 Once Rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC ... and computer needed to choose the questions!!! 💻
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👨 Rajnikant can whistle in five different languages!!! 😮
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👨 If Rajnikant's PC hangs ... its time for next Windows release by Microsoft!!! 📀
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👨 Rajnikant can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO..☎
RAJNIKANT IS BACK WITH LATEST COLLECTION ...
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👨 When Rajnikant was a student … TEACHERS used to BUNK the CLASSES!!! 😆
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
👨 Rajnikant purchased a road roller …
Guess why???
To IRON his CLOTHES!!! 👔
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👨 Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue ... BIRDS returned GRAINS they took LAST YEAR as well!!! 🐤
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👨 If Rajnikant works in BPO ... CLIENTS would WORK in SHIFTS!!! 🏃
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👨 Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking, "Solve any 100 questions" ...
He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascalla! CHECK ANY 100!!! 📝
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👨 One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon ... RAIN STOPPED due to PLAY!!! ☔
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👨 Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky … as he is PARTICIPTING in the Asian Games’ HIGH JUMP event!!! 🏃
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👨 Rajnikant's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, he has twisted the climax ... both the lead actors and the ship survive ... Rajnikant SWIMS across the Atlantic Ocean 🏊 with the HEROINE in one hand ... and the TITANIC in the other!!! ⛵
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👨 Rajnikant doesn’t breathe … AIR comes to HIDE in his LUNGS!!! 💭
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👨 Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox.
Don’t even try to guess what happened … we got two copies of the Xerox machine!!! 😃
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👨 Once upon a time Rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth ... today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!! 🏢
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👨 Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing two ice cubes!!! 🔥
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👨 Rajnikant runs until treadmill gets tired!!! 🏃
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👨 In the back cover of WORLD RECORD BOOKS its written, "All records are held by Rajnikant ... listed names are second in place!!! ✌
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👨 Rajnikant added Facebook as his friend!!! 💻
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👨 Once Rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC ... and computer needed to choose the questions!!! 💻
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👨 Rajnikant can whistle in five different languages!!! 😮
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👨 If Rajnikant's PC hangs ... its time for next Windows release by Microsoft!!! 📀
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👨 Rajnikant can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO..☎