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Post by Baba on Fri Dec 30, 2016 10:44 pm

Pun and Fun of English language


  • Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
  • How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
  • If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
  • How come you are still sitting after you sat?
  • If a Vegetarian eats vegetables , what does a Humanitarian eat?
  • How do you get off a Non-stop Flight?
  • Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
  • Why we put cups in dishwasher and dishes in Cupboard?
  • If you are assassinated instead of just murdered, are you important?
  • In a stadium, why are they called Stands, when you sit there?
  • Why do doctors "practice" medicine? Are they unsure?
  • Why is it called ''Rush Hour '' when traffic moves slowest then?
  • How come Noses run and Feet smell?
  • Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?
  • What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
  • Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?


We donít need to find the answers for these. Just enjoy the pun and fun of English language!


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