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    Post by Baba Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:25 am

    1. Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.

    2. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
    Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

    3. On a bulletin board:
    Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

    4. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
    I Gave Up Reading

    5. My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
    He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

    6. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
    Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
    Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

    7. Sign In A Bar:
    'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

    8. Sign In Driving School:
    If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

    9. Behind Every Great Man,
    There Is A Surprised Woman.

    10. The Reason Men Lie Is Because
    Women Ask too Many Questions..

    11. Getting Caught
    Is The Mother Of Invention.

    12. Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
    Snore And You sleep Alone

    13. The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
    Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

    14. Sign At A Barber's Saloon in Houston :
    We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

    15. Sign In A Restaurant:
    All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

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