People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. --Gallagher
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George Patton
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. -Irvin S. Cobb
Banta: Mein New Zealand vich mundayan naal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy keeti. Tu kehri sports khedthi c ?
Preeto: Mein vi pind vich mundayan naal MANJEE jumping khoob enjoy kitti c.
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. -Nicolas Boileau
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. -David Brent
The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. -Eden Phillpots
There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. -Jules Renard
Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. -Kevin Meyers
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -General George Patton
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. -Irvin S. Cobb
Banta: Mein New Zealand vich mundayan naal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy keeti. Tu kehri sports khedthi c ?
Preeto: Mein vi pind vich mundayan naal MANJEE jumping khoob enjoy kitti c.
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. -Nicolas Boileau
Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. -David Brent
The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. -Eden Phillpots
There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. -Jules Renard
Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. -Kevin Meyers
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller