Babies would come from vending machine
There would be no cellulite
Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE
Men would be born with an "OFF" switch
A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!
Men would inherit the menstrual cycle
Men would come with software to be custom designed
Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by Wife
Men would have a built in lie detector on forehead for instant Verification of truth