...explore...
...smile...
...dreams...
...live...
...imagine...
...play...
...wonder...
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...smile...
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..."rules of life"...
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Sometimes we just need to remember what the
13 Rules of Life really are:
13 Rules of Life really are:
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are,
"I apologize" and "you are right."
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.
Learn to pick your battles; Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!- Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of
a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was
right about you.
Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't
take it, or anything else, with you. Statistics show most people don't
live to spend all they saved; Some die even before they retire.
Anything we have isn't really ours; we just borrow it while we're
here... even our kids.
Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it,you may as well laugh about it now...
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10 rules to LIVE [FUNNY]
1 - Live to relax!
2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!
3 - If someone comes to visit you to relax, stand (lay down) beside him!
4 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!
5 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!
6 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!
7 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!
8 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!
9 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!
10 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!
1 - Live to relax!
2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!
3 - If someone comes to visit you to relax, stand (lay down) beside him!
4 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!
5 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!
6 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!
7 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!
8 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!
9 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!
10 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!
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