by Daisy Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:00 amDr. : Jor Se Saans Lijiye
Lambi Saans
Aur Lambi Then A Sound Came “Khatak”
Dr. : Oh! Lagata Hai Aapka Rib Fracture Hai.
Lady : Chup Raho,
Meri Bra Ka Huk Toot Gayi Hai.
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Pathan: Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazaar Kaunsi Bus Jayegi?
Aadmi : 21 Number.
1 Ghantay baad wo aadmi wapes aaya to dekha Pathan udhar hi Tha.
Aadmi Bola: Kya hua Khan Sahab aap Gaye nahi Abhi Tak.
Pathan: Bas yaara 18 bus Guzar gaye hain.
2 or Guzar Jayen to 21 Bhi aa jayegi to hum jayega
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Lambi Saans
Aur Lambi Then A Sound Came “Khatak”
Dr. : Oh! Lagata Hai Aapka Rib Fracture Hai.
Lady : Chup Raho,
Meri Bra Ka Huk Toot Gayi Hai.
***********************************************
Pathan: Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazaar Kaunsi Bus Jayegi?
Aadmi : 21 Number.
1 Ghantay baad wo aadmi wapes aaya to dekha Pathan udhar hi Tha.
Aadmi Bola: Kya hua Khan Sahab aap Gaye nahi Abhi Tak.
Pathan: Bas yaara 18 bus Guzar gaye hain.
2 or Guzar Jayen to 21 Bhi aa jayegi to hum jayega
********************************************
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them