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Post by Baba on Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:56 am

Brevity is the Soul of Wit. Enjoy these fresh two-liners with some genuine observations:-

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive
One nice thing about egotists:
They don't talk about other people.

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