LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL
01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*:
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM*:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
04. *CANNON'S KARMIC LAW*:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
05 *O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW*:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
06. *BELL'S THEOREM*:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
07. *RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS*:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
08. *WILLOUGHBY'S LAW*:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
09. *ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS*:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. *BREDA'S RULE*:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. *OWEN'S LAW*:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR*:
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP*:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM*:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
04. *CANNON'S KARMIC LAW*:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
05 *O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW*:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
06. *BELL'S THEOREM*:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
07. *RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS*:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
08. *WILLOUGHBY'S LAW*:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
09. *ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS*:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. *BREDA'S RULE*:
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. *OWEN'S LAW*:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.