Nilu to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: But, it's already raining sir...
Nilu: So what take an umbrella and go
Servant: But, it's already raining sir...
Nilu: So what take an umbrella and go
MaStI ~ UnLiMiTeD @ FrEnZ 4 EvEr !!!
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Naazu: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it...
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Baba: "Sonu, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
evening not in the morning?"
Sonu: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
evening not in the morning?"
Sonu: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Daisy: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Daisy: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6 !!
Daisy: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Daisy: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6 !!
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Nilu: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Roshini: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
Roshini: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
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Baba wrote:Baba: "Sonu, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
evening not in the morning?"
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kya logic hai baap.... daisy ji aap to bahut intelligent hai 
kya logic hai baap.... daisy ji aap to bahut intelligent hai Baba wrote:Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Daisy: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Daisy: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6 !!
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Roshini: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
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sourabhbasak wrote:Lolzzzzzzzzzzz pani to daalna hi chahiyey na...........Baba wrote:Nilu to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: But, it's already raining sir...
Nilu: So what take an umbrella and go
wahi to boht kaam chor hai...
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sourabhbasak wrote:Haan bhai to galat kya tha... woh Prime Minister to hai na ki Agriculture minister........Baba wrote:Baba: "Sonu, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
evening not in the morning?"
Sonu: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
to kya Agriculture minister evenin walks nai leet
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Nahi Agriculture minister sirf morning walk lete hai.... kyoki woh AM hai
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