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hahaha..."Man calls home"...

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hahaha..."Man calls home"...

Post by roshini on Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:20 am

Man calls home.

Maid answers phone.

He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"

She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."

He's maid--says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both."

Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."

5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"

He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."

She says, "We don't have a pool."

He asks, "Is this 555-8372?"



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Re: hahaha..."Man calls home"...

Post by SourabhBasak on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:39 am

Lolzzz isko kehte hai googly........ lol 2 lol 2


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